Flow State
Software Developer | Backend | DevOps
Greetings earthling. This is Alan, a software developer (with a liking to backend [?]) who enjoys long walks through terminal histories, arguing with compilers, and pretending I understand quantum computing after watching one YouTube video.
23 years young. Young enough to pull all-nighters, wise enough to regret it.
I write code that sometimes works. When it doesn’t, I do what all professionals do: panic, blame it on cosmic rays, and then rm -rf /. just kidding. please don’t.
I’ve collected academic participation trophies from several institutions. They taught me fancy words like “algorithms” and “systems design”, but let’s be honest, nothing beats the raw, unhinged joy of Googling error messages at 3:42 AM until your code reluctantly compiles.